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08/10/11

Parental Tweet: On Eating Out

Toddler is running wild around the restaurant. They say if we catch her, we can eat her for dinner.

— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) July 29, 2011

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One response to “Parental Tweet: On Eating Out”

  1. Brianne says:
    08/11/11 at 5:17 am

    Sign us up for the art lessons now, I’m drafter (computer aided) for a reason. Homegirl can’t draw a straight line with a ruler 🙁

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