10/10/14
Pumpkin and Apple Pie Charts
Before you take your kids to any family-friendly fall activities, you should properly prepare yourself. For instance, there are few things scarier than your toddler’s head disappearing into a corn field.
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08/27/14
Profanity for Parents
I came *this close* to screaming "SHIT!" when my family poured a bucket of ice water on me, so I am in no place to judge the two-year-old
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Once upon a time, Mike and I would go somewhere for the weekend. He'd drive and I'd sit shot gun. I loved road trips.
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If you play your cards right during a black out, you can have tons of quality time with your children and possibly break your toddler of their Team
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Last Saturday, we took Mazzy apple picking.
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08/12/12
Toddler Speak Translated
Forget butchered words, Mazzy is speaking in whole sentences now.
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Remember "Road Trip Bingo"? Well, that was SUCH A BLAST (what with all the complaining and the puking), I thought it was time for another
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Since last week’s children’s TV show flow chart went over so well, I decided to make another for potty training.
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For the first year of this blog, I gave Elmo a lot of shit.
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07/11/12
Do You Have “Third Kid Mentality”?
The decisions I make this pregnancy compared to my first suggest that I am now an entirely different person.
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Mazzy is not a very good eater. We try. Really we do.
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Sometimes no amount of written description can possibly do a parenting episode justice.
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If party success is determined by all participants making it out alive, then Mazzy’s 2nd birthday was a RAGING SUCCESS.
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08/30/11
Grandma Obliterates Spongebob
There were over 650 entries in the Vonage Time to Call iPad Giveaway which comes as no surprise I guess.
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07/20/11
The World’s Worst Wedding Date
Mike and I took Mazzy to my uncle's wedding over the weekend.
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