Maybe Adam Mansbach’s third book will be “Wear Your F**king Jacket” and then Steve Buscemi can do the audio version and the trilogy will be complete.
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01/28/13
Toddler Facebook News Feed
Two weeks ago, I asked everyone to tell me their toddler’s current status update. Which many of you did, thank you very much. Then it seemed only natural to take it to the next step— CREATE AN ENTIRE TODDLER FACEBOOK NEWS FEED…
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I can think of no bigger buzzkill to a person’s college experience than having to share a dorm room with a child.
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01/20/13
Interview with Honest Toddler
About a million years ago, I asked Honest Toddler to grant me an interview. He threw juice on me and then demanded candy.
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10/01/12
Lies I Tell My Toddler
Did you know the iPad doesn’t work in the car except if we are on really long road trips? Also, the playground closes right around nap time.
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09/17/12
How a Toddler Views a Purse
I found this handy chart over at NickMom.
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Remember "Road Trip Bingo"? Well, that was SUCH A BLAST (what with all the complaining and the puking), I thought it was time for another
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Some very cool stuff happened this week including two huge shout-outs in the Huffington Post.
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After the success of my first butchered words post, I got so many additional great responses that I had to put together a second.
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On Monday, I wrote a post called “Maffles are Melicious” about loving the words Mazzy mispronounces.
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02/26/12
Porn for Moms of Toddlers
Moms suffering through the terrible twos, like myself, deserve a little Ryan Gosling. And Taylor Kitsch. And John Hamm. And— oh just read it already…
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11/01/10
Baby Halloween Costume Awards
Whether at the Washington Square Park Baby Costume Parade, the Theater for the New City's Village Halloween Costume Ball (which every year
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10/19/10
Baby Resemblance Face-Off
My husband, Mike and I are constantly at odds over who Mazzy more closely resembles. Why this makes a difference, I have no idea.
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09/10/10
Evil Baby Photobomb
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STFU, Parents helps me, once again, come to terms with my own annoying mommy status.
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