10/03/12
TODDLER VS. DADDY: It’s a Draw-Off!
Two weeks ago, I talked about Mazzy's budding artistic abilities and the possibility that I might be raising a toddler Picasso.
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09/23/12
Meet the World’s Toughest Toddler
I'm not sure where Mazzy gets it (certainly not from me), but she is ONE TOUGH KID.
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Last Friday, I had a rare lunch with my sister (aka Dr. B). I think it was our first one-on-one time since Mazzy was born.
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I took Mazzy to the dentist for the first time last week. She was super excited which was mainly my fault.
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08/12/12
Toddler Speak Translated
Forget butchered words, Mazzy is speaking in whole sentences now.
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07/08/12
7 Ways My Toddler is Smarter than Me
For the past few weeks, I've been compiling ways in which my two-year-old has made me feel like an idiot.
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Last night was the premiere of “Harry Grows Up” (a short film starring a little boy named Lucas with my daughter Mazzy as his love
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01/22/12
Shit Toddlers Say (VIDEO)
The “Shit Girls Say” meme has been declared officially over but that didn’t stop me from doing toddlers justice. About 90% of the footage was shot over the last three days and there is no completer picture of my two-year-old than what you are about to see.
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Bedtime Stalling is something every toddler should master by age two. If you follow my simple instructions, by the end of this post, you should be able to push your bedtime a full forty-five minutes. With a little practice, you’ll be eating midnight snacks, watching horrible skits on Saturday Night Live and ordering Slankets off late night infomercials in no time.
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If party success is determined by all participants making it out alive, then Mazzy’s 2nd birthday was a RAGING SUCCESS.
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About a month ago, Mazzy's teacher emailed to ask if I could send in a family photo.
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Toddlers are funny. In the laugh at them, not laugh with them kind of way.
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07/20/11
The World’s Worst Wedding Date
Mike and I took Mazzy to my uncle's wedding over the weekend.
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06/26/11
Is the Beach Worth It? (a pie chart)
Along with not being a dog person, I am also not a beach person.
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05/17/11
Toddler Fight Club
WARNING: The video below shows extreme violence that may not be appropriate for young children, people with pace makers, or moms who are about to leave their kids in the supposedly “capable” hands of their fathers.
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