Take one sip if your child begs for a sparkler but then becomes completely paralyzed with terror the moment you light it.
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Will the Super Sass Siblings knock out the Unbelievable Undie Duo? Will Super Newborn take down the Tummy Time Crusader? Vote for your favorite to win!
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06/28/16
What’s in the June Swag Box?
Super Foods, Captain America action figures, universal sippy cup lids, silicone oven mitts and a Fabuloso Knitpet are just a few of the things in this month’s box of swag.
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The only way to get the girls to fall asleep in our hotel room is to split them up, which means Mazzy sleeps with Mike and I sleep with Harlow. And Harlow DOES NOT SLEEP.
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Ever since I started traveling with a first aid kit, I have become the most useful person around. Probably because my family is NOTORIOUS for travel injuries.
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Even if you start your day off on the right foot, chances are, you’ll immediately plant that foot on a pile of Legos embedded in Silly Putty that someone left on the stairs.
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06/17/16
Mommy Shorts is Going to Copenhagen!
On Sunday, Mike and I will be taking the kids on our first big international family trip! Will Mazzy and Harlow find something to eat? Will Mike immediately morph into Clark Griswold once he crosses the Atlantic? We shall see!
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06/16/16
Bringing Salad Back
Somewhere along the line, I became one of those moms who eats half eaten chicken nuggets and my kids’ leftover pasta for dinner.
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I gave dads heartfelt cards from their kids for Father’s Day. Each kid was under six years-old, so let’s just say… they have not quite mastered the art of being sentimental yet!
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Lots of couples worry that they’ve lost that loving feeling and don’t realize that it’s not necessarily them— it’s that their brains have changed. Literally.
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If your daughter loves her floral sundress and she loves her Paw Patrol windbreaker than “little kid logic” stands to reason that those two things should look twice as fantastic when paired together.
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My favorite moment at Girl Scout Camp came when we all sat down to dinner. The main troop leader said, “Let’s say Grace” and one of our girls looked around and said, “Who’s Grace?”
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I am so excited to announce the evolution of my series featuring real families from across the country and their daily routines! If you would like to have your family’s story told, now is the time to enter!
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The girl in the video below didn’t just draw one penis. She drew four of them. They are a nuclear family of penises. Did I say penises? I meant giraffes. Allow her to explain.
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Father’s Day is coming up which means you get to pay back the dad in your life for how he treated you on Mother’s Day.
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