My niece might look innocent but my sister currently has bruises on her upper arms from her exercising her new chompers. And my nephew Jack once gnawed through his wooden crib!
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09/08/14
Get Out of My Bed, Please
Photo Contest: Serta Mattress with Adjustable Foundation ($5000)
Shortly after Mazzy transitioned from her crib to her toddler bed, she had an
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Fox 2000 is slated to turn Go the Fuck to Sleep into a movie. Yes, I'm serious.
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11/03/10
Crying It Out
Letting your baby 'cry it out' is agonizing. Especially if you are a first-time parent.
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Growing up, my family didn't do the holiday card thing.
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10/25/10
Tiny Terror Declares War On Nursery
I am forced to sit back and watch as my “perfect nursery” meets the hard realities of having AN ACTUAL BABY.
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Lately, Mazzy has been saying “hi” to every passing stranger on the street. If anybody else in New York City were to be so indiscriminately friendly, you would think they were at best a lunatic and at worst from out of town, and thus straight up ignore them either way. But even the most hardened New Yorkers cannot resist my baby’s charms…
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10/16/10
It’s Time For a Real Vacation
My husband and I love to travel. But if there is one thing we have learned by taking our baby on numerous weekend trips this past summer, it is that she does not share our sense of adventure. I have now come to realize, that if we are ever going to have our ultimate family vacation, we are going to have to do it without her.
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10/12/10
I Want a Baby Breakdown
Yesterday was a shitty day. It wasn't that anything horrible happened.
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10/05/10
Boyish Boy Meets Girlie Girl
As I talked about yesterday, Mazzy is a little pixie.
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This weekend I finally went through Mazzy's drawers and got rid of all the clothes that are too small for her.
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09/28/10
When Baby Bullies Attack
Remember the Star Wars scene when Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia and Chewbacca were all trapped in the Death Star trash compactor and the
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This past Sunday I had brunch with a single friend of mine. My husband was out of town so the baby had to come along.
09/20/10
Rebranding Myself As ‘Mommy’
Having a baby has been one of the most rewarding tasks I have ever had the pleasure of taking on.
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Last night, my husband and I did the unthinkable.
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