Sleep

08/22/13

We Interrupt Sleep Training for Some Cuteness

About a month ago, family photographer Jenny Sherouse came to our home for Harlow's six month photo shoot.

08/21/13

Sleep Training Day Two (Plus the Nap Time Plan)

This post will be considerably shorter than yesterday's post, mainly because Harlow cried it out for a grand total of ELEVEN MINUTES last night.

08/19/13

Sleep Training DAY ONE (with two kids in one room)

If you've been following along on facebook, you know it took Harlow one hour and 52 minutes to fall asleep last night.

08/18/13

It’s Time to Sleep Train the Baby

Before I begin, let me make one thing clear.

07/29/13

Exhaustion and Sleep Deprivation: I’m Too Tired to Know if Those are the Same Thing

Mazzy wakes up at 6am. If we're lucky. On particularly unfortunate mornings, she's been known to wander out of bed around 5am.

06/28/13

Standing is the New Sleeping

Once upon a time, I published my posts around midnight so they were up for you all to read in the morning.

04/14/13

My Proposal for the First Scene in the New Movie “Go the Fuck to Sleep”

Fox 2000 is slated to turn Go the Fuck to Sleep into a movie. Yes, I'm serious.

03/07/13

Toddler Sleep Rehab: Part Two (Plus Giveaway)

Last week, I talked about putting Mazzy on a "Toddler Sleep Rehab" program designed by a sleep consultant named Erin.

02/27/13

Toddler Sleep Rehab

About a month ago, I posted a comment on my facebook page about having trouble getting Harlow to sleep.

11/15/12

Say Hello to Harlow Eden. But Not Too Loudly. She’s Sleeping.

Despite all the whining over when the hell our baby was finally going to be born, turns out she got here exactly when our OB said she would.

09/09/12

Games You Can Play Half-Asleep

One of Mazzy's favorite games to play is "Sleep".

09/04/12

The Big Girl Bed is Kicking My Ass

We switched Mazzy to a "big girl bed" about two weeks ago.

06/20/12

Let Me Tell Lindsay Lohan a Thing or Two About EXHAUSTION

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized for “exhaustion” yet again.
Wow. This is getting really tragic.

02/23/12

Sleep Beats Sex in Unscientific Survey

In the Blantyre Weekend Getaway Giveaway sponsored by Poshbrood, I asked what you would do if you woke up child-free in a ...

01/18/12

Bedtime Stalling 101 (As Taught By My 2yo)

Bedtime Stalling is something every toddler should master by age two. If you follow my simple instructions, by the end of this post, you should be able to push your bedtime a full forty-five minutes. With a little practice, you’ll be eating midnight snacks, watching horrible skits on Saturday Night Live and ordering Slankets off late night infomercials in no time.