Good news, working moms! Now your bathroom scale isn’t limited to making you feel guilty about the three pounds of bloat you gained while absent-mindedly eating an entire can of Pringles during the re-watching season 7 of Gilmore Girls—it can make you feel guilty about all your other life choices, too!

If you’ve ever struggled to decide between attending a big meeting at work and attending your kid’s dance recital, you’ll love the Work and Family Scale!

As this parody commercial from Honora Talbot shows, the Work and Family Scale is the perfect way to measure exactly how much you’re neglecting both your kids and your career in your feeble attempt to “have it all.”

And don’t forget about your spouse! He wants attention too! 

We’re doomed.

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