It was really tough to read through all your Method Air Refresher headlines to select my 40 favorites so far. Tough because so many of them were really funny and tough because so many of them made me want to vomit.
Speaking of vomit, when it comes to household smells, I have discovered there is a fine line between humorous household smells and smells so disgusting I can barely keep my lunch down. For example, a mouse died in my apartment once and the smell was so bad I almost moved, but I don’t know if decaying rodent is something I want to see in a Method ad. Ditto for cat piss and drunk husband sex.
Also, to the two people who’s houses smell because they have dead bodies rotting in their basements, I hope you are joking. I actually know one of you personally, and I AM OFFICIALLY NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE.
Everyone else with the lost sippy cups of spoiled milk (so many lost sippy cups!) and the farting husbands (so many farting husbands!), you are in good company. Also, who knew that teenage boys smell like cheese?
Here are 40 Method Air Refresher headlines that managed to straddle the line between gross and hilarious. I even kept a couple of incontinent cats…
Like all Method products, Method’s new air refreshers are non-toxic, all-natural and eco-friendly. They are designed with revolutionary pressurized air technology, which means unlike most traditional aerosol sprays (which are powered by petroleum-based propellant mixed in with the product), they are powered by PURE AIR. When you spray, you fill your room with one of Method’s five vibrant all-natural scents. No CFCs (those are the things that destroy the ozone). No dirty propellants.
You can still enter the Method Air Refresher campaign contest by following the rules below. The grand prize winner will receive an $1,000 Target gift card and a year supply of Method Air Refreshers. Plus, nine secondary winners will get a $50 gift card and the complete line of Method Air Refreshers.
To enter, just make sure you…
2) Share this post in some way (like/share on facebook, tweet on twitter, call your mom, etc.)
3) Leave your headline below. (You can enter multiple times, but please only leave one headline per comment.)
The structure should be as follows…
You can find the full rules here.
My picks for the top ten headlines will be posted on September 4th. Then the winner will be selected by vote on September 17th.
If all goes well, this could really become part of Method’s air refresher campaign.
Keep ’em coming!
This post was sponsored by Method, but all thoughts and opinions are my own.