We are down to eight evil babies in the Evil Baby Glare-off and let me tell you— they are some terrifying looking kids.
I mean, I'm sure they are all lovely in real life but BWAHAHAHA— have you ever known a baby that was lovely? Even the cute ones will suck your soul, devour your boobs and kill your social life.
Here's where the tournament currently stands:
Thank you to everyone who contributed "evil baby questions" yesterday. They were FANTASTIC. And by FANTASTIC, I mean— you sick fuckers, that shit was messed up. We are talking about children here!!!! Nah, just kidding. I'll be using some of my favorites today.
Today's giveaway is from MD MOMS, because you're gonna need a doctor when your evil baby bites your head off. See details at the end of the post.
Ready to get started? It's getting tougher…
Polls close at 10pm EST tonight.
May the evilest baby win!
GIVEAWAY
Today's giveaway is a prize package from MD Moms and their amazing line of Baby Silk products.
MD MOMS is made up of pediatricians who are also mothers. All Baby Silk products are are clinically tested, scientifically advanced, hypoallergenic, naturally based, gentle and effective.
The prize includes a pack of Babysafe Sunscreen Towelettes SPF 30 and the Baby Basics Starter Set(Gentle All-Over Clean Hair & Body Wash, Daily Skin Protection Moisturizing Balm, Soothing Bottom Relief Diaper Rash Cream and a travel pack of Gentle All-Over Clean Cleansing Towelettes).
I'm a huge fan of their suncreen towelettes. After all, the only thing scarier than an evil baby, is an evil baby with a sunburn.
GIVEAWAY RULES:
You must be a Mommy Shorts Facebook Fan to enter. Then, answer this question in the comment section below: Who do you predict will win the glare-off and what should he/she go as for Halloween? Winners chosen at random from the entries that guessed correctly.
All giveaway winners will be announced on Monday November 4th, along with the winner of the glare-off.
GOOD LUCK!
I predict that Benjamin will be the winner. Judging from that photo I doubt he will need any costume besides “evil Benjamin” but if I had to choose I would say he could go as Jack Torrence from The Shining.
I think Caroline has got the win this year. She should dress as an angel and go as the devil in disguise!
I think Benjamin and he should go as an evil cat.
I think Benjamin will in- and he’ll go as Thor! He’s got that nordic look, but I’m convinced he’s not evil:)
Sydney and Hannibal – she’s be terrifying with that half mask!
Benjamin!! He should dress up as Chuckie!!
Benjamin and he would go as a warewolf or maybe a rabbid dinosaur?
Benjamin! I also think he is the poster child for The Shining
Sydney and I think she will be an angel for Halloween 🙂
Benjamin is pretty much the scariest thing ever. He should go as the clown from Stephen King’s It. He’s almost there already.
I predict Benjamin & I think he would make the perfect Evil little leprechaun.
Benjamin…that kid is terrifying, he doesn’t need a costume, LOL! Actually, stick some green facepaint on him and a hat and he could go as the Leprechaun! 🙂
Benjamin, and he should go as an evil leprechaun. I think I’m already having nightmares.
I am partial to Emma. The ones that are over the top outwardly evil are showing everything they’ve got up front. With Emma, there is still something going on…one eye is covered….you don’t know what’s coming next…the unexpected is always scarier!
Benjamin is going to win. He should be a Gremlin!
wow, we were thinking the same thing… I said Leprechaun too! 🙂
Benjamin. He should go as a honey badger.
Benjamin
Costume: The joker from Batman
Benjamin, for sure. He should go as Darth Vader.
Caroline…Maybe Kathy Bates’ character in “Misery”?
Caroline, and she should go as Medusa, because that look could turn someone to stone!
Caraline, as an evil ninja 😀
I’d love to see Sydney win. Any baby that small that can look that evil deserves the big prize. She should go as a troll.
Benjamin is going to win! He should be a gremlin!
and by Caraline I mean Caroline (haven’t had coffee yet XD)
Emma, and she should go as Grumpy Dumpty (or however you spell the humpty dumpty fairy tale, lol) who sat on the wall. 😉
How can Benjamin not win, with that evil claw he has. Also, that kid could make ANY costume look evil, so I think he should dress up as a teddy bear.
Benjamin is taking the win. He should definitely go as some sort of creepy clown.
Benjamin could be a vampire pretty easily.
Sydney all the way!!
Benjamin is a lock , those fangs and claw pretty much ensure a win. I’d love to see him pull a total 180 and put them to use as the most saccharine love-to-hate character of the 90’s…Barney the dinosaur
Sydney for the win! And she should be a gremlin…or ET. 🙂
Caroline for the win 🙂 She could go as Grumpy Cat but that wouldn’t really require a costume 🙂
Caroline. She’d be a perfect Wednesday Addams 🙂
Sydney for sure! For Halloween she should go as her evil little self….no costume required
I say Caroline wins and she should be Carrie for Halloween
Sydney for the win. She could be Rosemary’s Baby for Halloween.
Benjamin definitely has the most evil glare. Throw a striped shirt, a hat, and some claws and he could go as Freddy Kruger.
Benjamin! He looks evil! (I’m sure he’s cute in “real life” though! 🙂
Benjamin should win, and he’d make a terrific Kuato (from Total Recall), although Chucky might be easier for him to pull off for Halloween!
Sydney’s got this in the bag. Along with a few spare parts from the competition. O.o
I think she’d make a great Carrie – in a little prom dress soaked in pigs blood? I think yes.
Caroline… as an angel. 🙂
Caroline….she should go as yet another re-make of Carrie!
Benjamin should go as a Dementor.
Benjamin. Pointy incisors are definitely screaming vampire. Kudos to the mom who braved breastfeeding this little “sucker”…
I say Sydney and she should be Chucky’s Bride!!
Benjamin and he should wear the costume Chucky!
Emma vs. Sydny was too tough. I nearly choked and not voted. Benjamin is the clear winner. I predict he will go trick or treating in a store bought animal costume. He’ll make anything evil looking and poor tired parents will have no time to spent devising anything else.
Benjamin. And he should go as a vampire.
Benjamin! And he should go as a pig with those evil hog teeth 🙂
Emma. As a clown.
Benjamin and he should totally go as Pennywise from Stephen Kings It! Look it up!
Hands down Sydney is going to take this home! She should get an honorary place between Dr. Evil and Chucky in the Evil Stare Hall of Fame!
I predict Benjamin will win and he should go as something cute like a teddy bear to show he’s not actually as evil as he appears in this pic lol
Sydney…she could go as Cruella DeVille
I think Benjamin will win; he should be an evil troll for Halloween.
ben and he will go as the clown from IT as i posted on fb how much he looks like him!
Benjamin and he should go as a member of the lollipop guild.
Benjamin. He should go as Ursula from the Little Mermaid.
caroline, eva, benjamin, sydney
OH I didn’t read that right. I say Benjamin and he should go as Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
I fear what Benjamin will do with all the power of victory….
Sydney & Brain from Pinky and the Brain would be perfect. And scary …
I predict Sydney will win! She should go as a minion for Halloween, as she probably only needs one eye and she’d still look evil as hell!
I think Benjamin will win this year and he should go as Smeagol from the Lord of the Rings.
Sam makes me feel if i turn my back he’ll have me falling down a flight of stairs damian style….
Benjamin – the Omen
Sydney. A possessed child.
Sydney terrifies me. She should go as Hannibal Lecter. I imagine a bloody mess under that blanket with a trail of half-eaten body parts behind her.
That and a glass of chianti….
Benjamin takes the cake on this one. And I agree with the ones who say he should go as a bear; cute on the outside but can be quite scary.
I say Benjamin and dress him up as the elf on the shelf- that thing scares the crap out of me.
Benji is going to win it all… by force!!! He should be Vlad the Impaler for Halloween 🙂
I think Benjamin and he should go as the Joker.
Omg. This.
Benjamin, he does not need a costume that scary face of his will be next years Halloween ‘s
#1 face mask at Party City!!
Sydney and she will go as Oscar the Grouch.
Sydney and she should just go as her evil little baby self.
Benjamin and he should go as a clown
I’m going with Sydney and she should go as a black cat!!
Sydney hands down! I think she would make a fabulous mother Teresa (with a little devil tail sticking out of her dress)!
Benjamin!!! Hmm I think he should go as a vampire for Halloween!
Benjamin! And he should obviously go as Donald Trump!! He will destroy all in his path (his neighborhood trick or treating path).
Or fire them for incompetence.
Sydney for sure..she would go as a creepy baby bat
Benjamin! Mini Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
Sydney is definitely a demon child!! The eyes look like from “the Omen” !!
Benjamin will likely grow up to be a Vampire !!
C’mon Emma!!! She will be a beautiful princess w/ a look that can turn you to stone. She will then steal your candy.
Benjamin will win. He should go as Jack Nicholson when he stared in “a Few Good Men.”
I think Benjamin will win and he should go as a rabid raccoon!
I guessed the final four! I think Sydney should win and go as a ninja.
That’s who he looks like, an angry Jack Nicholson lol!
Caroline for the win …she should go as whoever loses to her as an homage to a fierce competitor .
Great minds think alike! 🙂 I can totally see him as a leprechaun!!
Benjamin will win and should go as a Rabid Giraffe.