Last week, I made a simple request on the Mommy Shorts fanpage. I asked for all the ridiculous stuff your husbands pulled while you were in labor. You know, the stuff you still hold over his head.
For instance, Mike made me wait in the lobby of our building while he went to get a cup of coffee from the bodega across the street. When they were out (it was 2am after all), HE WAITED FOR THEM TO BREW A FRESH POT.
I was asking in honor of my pregnant sister (aka Dr. B) and planning on posting some watch-outs for my very nervous brother-in-law before the big event. Unfortunately, real life doesn’t always abide by my blogging schedule and sis gave birth last Friday night! (More on my adorable new nephew later this week.)
Judging from the two phone calls I had with Uncle B while she was in labor (one in which he was right by her side at the hospital and the other in which he was buying her a box of popsicles), I’d say he didn’t screw his job up nearly as bad as most of your husbands did.
You all left 237(!) examples of crazy crap your husbands pulled while you were in labor. After reading through all of them (and seriously, YOU SHOULD READ THROUGH ALL OF THEM, the thread might be the best thread ever), I have one question— What about the phrase “9cm dilated” makes men feel the need to abandon their unborn children to buy a sandwich???
From funny to divorce-worthy to I-would-totally-understand-if-your-husband-turned-up-dead, here are 28 of my favorite examples of “Crap Husbands Pull While Their Wives are in Labor”.
I wish I was making them up.
My husband and the doctor talked football the entire time I was pushing. As if I wasn’t even there, In front of them. Having. A. Baby. – Misty
My husband left me, when I was in labor, to go buy a PS3 (it was Black Friday). He will NEVER live that down. -Anne
When the nurses asked how bad the pain was from 1-10 and I said 10, my husband said “oh, come on it can’t be that bad. – Eileen
My husband went duck hunting and forgot to charge his cell phone. I went into labor while he was sitting in the bay, alone in a boat. When he came home and realized I was gone, he assumed I was just shopping or visiting family. So, he took a nap. I was prepped for emergency c-section and we had friends in boats out looking for him in the bay. SEARCH PARTIES. Finally, my Dad called the neighbors across the street to ask them to leave a note on the door of the house. While bringing the note over they saw his truck and had to go bang on our bedroom window to wake my stupid husband up. To this day I can’t even enjoy an episode of Duck Dynasty without wanting to smother him. – Rachell
I was in labor all night and ready to go in the morning. My husband was asleep in the chair and when they woke him up, he walked over to me and said, “My foot hurts.” REALLY? Get this man an epidural. – Michelle
My husband took a conference call on the way to the hospital. He asked me to please give him a signal before I had a contraction (and they were, oh, 90 seconds apart) so he could mute the call in time. I told him to either put the whole call on mute, tell them his wife was in active labor, or (and I strongly encouraged this), NOT TAKE THE DAMN CALL. -Meredith
My husband had ONE job, ONE. He needed to get directions to the hospital. It wasn’t until I went into labor in the middle of the night that I realized he dropped the ball. He tried to Mapquest the directions while driving down the highway and almost killed us. I told him if I missed my epidural window I would end his life. He took one too many wrong turns and we ended up in a dodgy end of town. After I threatened to divorce him 75 times, he finally asked for directions and got his pregnant wife to the hospital still pregnant. -Questionable Choices in Parenting
Mine was an emergency C-section. The husband was just getting off work when we found out I needed the surgery (4 weeks early with twins). We called to tell him to come immediately. He was about 4 minutes from the hospital but after 20 minutes he still hadn’t shown up. Another call revealed him sitting at home, eating a sandwich, and checking on his World of Warcraft “real quick”. -Angelia
My husband went downstairs to charge his phone and call his mom from the car. When I called him an hour later because I was 9 centimeters he said he was at Sam’s buying Tupperware. -Lucy
About 30 minutes after our son was born (a full 24 hours of labor) my husband told me he was going to head home for a bit because he was “exhausted”. – Joanish
My husband grew up on a cattle ranch, and during labor with our first he very confidently announced to the nurse that he wasn’t nervous at all “because I’ve seen this a million times with cows”. -Carrie
My husband rested the magazine he was reading on my legs while I lay dying WITHOUT an epidural. When I kicked it off and yelled at him to get whatever was touching me off, he responded with “it’s just a magazine. What else am I supposed to do?” -Tina
In the delivery room, my husband went into hypoglycemic shock because he hadn’t eaten in 48 hours. He almost passed out and had his own team of nurses and MY midwife helping him. -Tifffany
My husband took so many pictures of himself in the scrubs and mask (obviously super important to document) the camera battery was almost dead when we actually had the baby! I have pictures to prove it. -Stephanie
My husband started throwing up while I was pushing. The nurse ran out of room because she couldn’t handle it. -Lois
I was fully dilated after 18 hours and my husband said “you think you can hold out pushing until I grab some breakfast?” -Sarah
My husband grew this ridiculous goatee and wore a shirt that said TOERAG on it, so he looks ridiculous in all the photos. -Jennifer
We were out to a movie when my contractions started. Since our house is on the way to the hospital, we stopped to get our bags. I waited in the car while my husband went in… 5 minutes go by… 10 minutes… 15!!!!!! He finally comes back as I was about to go investigate (and by investigate, I mean cause bodily harm) and explained that he had food stuck in his teeth so he had been trying to floss it out!!!!!! Yeah. He’s a genius. -Amy
Mine watched TV with his face pressed against the screen because he couldn’t hear it over my pain noises! -Kirsti
My husband asked if he could “borrow one of my pillows”, because his back hurt and I had “too many”. -Parisa
When it was time to go to the hospital, my husband said he needed to shower and shave first. Seriously?? Fine. Then I asked him to wake our 3-year-old and get him ready for daycare. I waddle downstairs expecting everyone to be ready to leave and find them eating waffles and watching cartoons. I’M IN LABOR, PEOPLE!!! -Amy
At 3am, I decided it was time to go and my husband said he was getting up to get ready. I was on the bouncy ball for a half hour waiting and then went to check on him. He had fallen back asleep. -Jessica
My husband unabashedly complained about a canker sore while I was in labor. -Carrie
After I finally agreed to an epidural, the nurse explained that it would feel like a quick little bee sting. When she left, my husband says to me, very sweetly and earnestly, “I’ve had many epidurals, and I just want you to know, it doesn’t feel ANYTHING like a bee sting. It really hurts.” I replied, “What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you say that to me in THE THROES OF LABOR? -RealMomofNJ
Mine kicked me out of the car in the ambulance bay 9cm dilated with my bag and left me to traipse across the hospital and up two flights of stairs on my own because he didn’t want to pay for hospital parking. -Kate
Right after my c-section, my husband asked the nurse in the recovery room if he could just lay down on the floor, saying “I promise I won’t be in the way”. -Amber
My husband made me wait for him to finish watching Gladiator after my water broke. -One Funny Motha
While in labor with a placental abruption at 34 weeks, my husband says “I think you should calm down”. -Katie
If you want to read all 237 responses (and YOU DO), click here.
And please feel free to add your husband’s own egregious efforts below.
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My dearest husband asked the nurse to get him a remote, and then proceeded to watch Man United play. I kept telling him to turn it off and he said “it wont be much longer”….. 3 hours later.
Then, after about 18 hours of labour, 3 hours of pushing and an emergency c-section. Hubby went home to “shower”. He fell asleep, and did not answer his phone for 5 hours. I was unable to get out of bed, and could not reach the call button. Exhausted I sat with my newborn trying not to fall asleep. Not like I needed any sleep after the day I had?
My OB had been tracking what she thought was low amniotic fluid. After a regular checkin at 4pm on a Monday afternoon (Martin Luther King Day), she told me we had to check into the hospital in 3 hours to induce. When I got home to tell my boyfriend, who was off work for the day, he gave me an exasperated look and said: “this isnt really a convenient time.” Really. Well, labor isnt exactly convenient either.
It took a good couple of months of extra effort after that for him to get out of the dog house. Even to this day, I don’t think he 100% gets why I was so pissed about that.
I had to wake up my husband at 1:30 am. He told me “are you serious, can’t you wait”…when we got to the hospital he said “I’m tired, I’m gonna take a nap”. That nap lasted for about 4 hours while I was miserable and almost there (give birth). Its time to push and the nurse is telling me to do the breathing exercises and my husband is telling me to push. MAN THESE DAYS.
I give birth and I have the baby and my husband in my room. (The first night) and the baby starts crying and my husband tells me “can you make her stop…I’m really tired.”
(GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE)
Its a long story if you read it you will never forget I started having contractions at 1 o clock the morning I called my husband and I told him and he said call me when you want to go to the hospital I called him at 8 o’clock in the morning on Thursday he said go to the hospital when you ready to deliver call me I went to the hospital they send me back home I was only 2 centimeters dilated I came back home he was sleeping since 8 o’clock in the morning until 5 o’clock I bought him food he ate I couldn’t eat because of the contractions he went back to sleep he walk up at 7 he saw me in pain my contractions we’re 90 second apart he left me home alone and you went to work at 8 o’clock my water broke I called him he said when you ready in the hospital call me I called my mom she drove me to the hospital I was having contractions to one clock on Friday and he still didn’t come. At 1 they gave me medication for the pain I was awake don’t feel anything don’t even talk or move he came I was hearing him talking I couldn’t move to talk to tell him im awake he didn’t even come close to me he kept talking my mom and my sister after a while I woke up and they decided to give me the epidural so they can induce me after that he asked my sister to go out with him to smoke a cigarette they came back after a while he slept on the floor Intel 8 o’clock the morning on Friday he went to work and he said call me when you ready to deliver. After that I decided not to call him letting him know anything at 11 I was 10 centimeters dilated and I was ready to push my mom called him he came at 1 I was pushing and he was eating cheps and laughing with the nurse’s at while I was throwing up he went out for a cigarette he came after half an hour at 4 I was still pushing and screming. The epidural was already gone I was in pain labor pain and throwing up at 4 he had a phone call guess what he answered while I was screaming the doctor yalid at him and said get off this shit ur wife is in labor and he was still eating cheps at 4 they decided to vacuum my baby cuz she didn’t want to come out they cut me down 5 stitchs and they took out my girl had a very high fever and me too and low oxygen they took her to chech on her and he went with her that was at 4:15 after that they gave me medication to get some rest but I was awake but not feeling anything at 4:30 he said he wants to go eat and come back my mom and sister were with me for 2 nites with no sleep of food they went home to get some rest they left me by my self I called him at 6 and I asked him if he ate and what is he doing he said I finished eating and I’m going back to work I got so made. I didn’t answer his phone calls any more I stayed the hole night with no help and no food or water and the nurse bring my baby after an hour I asked her if she can take her so I can sleep she said she have to stay with me cuz she doesn’t have any problems I took my baby and I cried so much so loud hoping some body with me just for a cup of water. He came at 8am on Saturday and he slept with out even ask how I am or if I eat or not my mom came at 12 she got me food and beverage flowers and teddy bear balloons for my 1st baby she showered me brushed my hair he woke up at 3 and he went home to take a bath and get me some stuff from the house he didnt come back until Sunday morning at 5 am and guss what he got me food lol that night I stayed in the hospital because I had low blood pressure I cried so much they gave me medication to sleep but I couldn’t. That nite my mom had to leave and my daughter was in the uinc when he came and slept I was in pain in the bathroom I couldn’t retch the bill to call the nurse so called him I screamed he didnt wake up and we were in the same room he woke up after 5 mints and what did he did he called the nurse and went back to sleep without asking whats going on I cried and cried. The next morning I was ready to go home he drove to his work and he let me drive home by my self I went to my doctor for stress and sleep medication I went home with no sleeping for 6 nights or food and pain bleeding stress made every thing couldn’t hold my baby. My mom came over my house took care of us I passed out for 3 min and I told her not to tell him a word she didnt after she left my sisters came to get me some food they nocked my door hard but In that moment I was passed out again after 5 mints I opened the door Didnt know what happened to me that was on monday 11 clock pm my mom called him and told him not to leave me alone and my sister stayed with me and she was crying but didnt known why I asked her she said nothing he came at 4am I was in hot water because of the pain the first thing he asked why u didnt call me after u passed out I said my mom called 6 hours ago and u didn’t do anything its not going to make any difference I was crying he told me cry as much us u can and do what ever you want and he went sleep we had a lot of problems for a month I had my baby on may 10 on June 12th we got in a fight and her told me that he dosnt love me and he doesn’t want me any more I called my mom and I told her we’re going to get divorce she told my sister my sister said that she wants to talk to me she came and she told me that when I was in labor when he asked her to go out With him to smoke a cigarette that he tried to have six with her and he put his hands on her breast. When I asked him u know what he said he said that I was so tired didnt know what i was doing. I know that u all think that you feel how I felt but no because no body knows or have any idea how I felt.and what kiling me that he use to love me so much he was with me the hole time taking care of me at the begning of my pregnancy. I know you will never forget this story in ur hole life please comment tell me anything
Lord…this is one long run on grammar and spelling nightmare
I agree. I stopped reading. I couldn’t finish it.
Allow me to help not just you, but everyone who scrolled by this tale:
It’s a long story, if you read it you will never forget it. I started having contractions at 1 o’clock the morning, I called my husband and I told him and he said, “Call me when you want to go to the hospital.” I called him at 8 o’clock in the morning on Thursday. He said, “Go to the hospital. When you’re ready to deliver, call me.” I went to the hospital; they sent me back home because I was only 2 centimeters dilated.
I came back home, he was sleeping since 8 o’clock in the morning until 5 o’clock. I bought him food, he ate, I couldn’t eat because of the contractions, he went back to sleep. He woke up at 7; he saw me in pain, my contractions were 90 seconds apart, he left me home alone and went to work. At 8 o’clock my water broke. I called him, he said, “When you’re ready in the hospital, call me.”
I called my mom. She drove me to the hospital. I was having contractions til 1 o’clock on Friday and he still didn’t come. At 1 they gave me medication for the pain. I was awake, can’t feel anything, can’t even talk or move. He came, I was hearing him talking. I couldn’t move to talk to tell him I’m awake. He didn’t even come close to me; he kept talking my mom and my sister.
After a while I woke up and they decided to give me the epidural so they can induce me. After that he asked my sister to go out with him to smoke a cigarette. They came back after a while, he slept on the floor until 8 o’clock in the morning on Friday. He went to work and he said, “Call me when you’re ready to deliver.” After that I decided not to call him, not letting him know anything.
At 11 I was 10 centimeters dilated and I was ready to push. My mom called him, he came at 1, I was pushing and he was eating chops and laughing with the nurses while I was throwing up. He went out for a cigarette, then came after half an hour. At 4 I was still pushing and screaming. The epidural was already gone; I was in labor pain and throwing up. At 4 he had a phone call — guess what he answered while I was screaming.
The doctor yelled at him and said get off this shit your wife is in labor and he was still eating chips. At 4 they decided to vacuum my baby because she didn’t want to come out. They cut me down, 5 stitches, and they took out my girl; she had a very high fever and me too and low oxygen. They took her to check on her and he went with her. That was at 4:15.
After that they gave me medication to get some rest. I was awake but not feeling anything. At 4:30 he said he wants to go eat and come back. My mom and sister were with me for 2 nights with no sleep or food. They went home to get some rest, they left me by myself. I called him at 6 and I asked him if he ate and what is he doing. He said, “I finished eating and I’m going back to work.” I got so mad.
I didn’t answer his phone calls any more. I stayed the whole night with no help and no food or water and the nurse brought my baby after an hour. I asked her if she can take her so I can sleep, she said the baby has to stay with me because she doesn’t have any problems. I took my baby and I cried so much so loud hoping somebody would hear me, just for a cup of water.
He came at 8am on Saturday and he slept with out even asking how I am or if I ate or not. My mom came at 12, she got me food and beverage, flowers and teddy bear balloons for my 1st baby. She showered me and brushed my hair. He woke up at 3 and he went home to take a bath and get me some stuff from the house, but he didn’t come back until Sunday morning at 5 am. And guess what, he got me food lol.
That night I stayed in the hospital because I had low blood pressure. I cried so much they gave me medication to sleep but I couldn’t. That night my mom had to leave and my daughter was in the uinc when he came and slept. I was in pain in the bathroom I couldn’t reach the button to call the nurse, so called him. I screamed, he didnt wake up and we were in the same room. He woke up after 5 minutes and what did he do? He called the nurse and went back to sleep without asking whats going on. I cried and cried.
The next morning I was ready to go home. He drove to his work and he let me drive home by myself. I went to my doctor for stress and sleep medication, then went home with no sleeping for 6 nights, nor food, plus pain, bleeding and stress made everything so bad I couldn’t hold my baby. My mom came over my house to take care of us. I passed out for 3 min and I told her not to tell him a word; she didn’t.
After she left my sisters came to get me some food. They knocked my door hard, but in that moment I was passed out again. 5 minutes later, I opened the door. Didnt know what happened to me; that was on Monday. 11 clock pm my mom called him and told him not to leave me alone. My sister stayed with me, she was crying but didn’t tell me why. I asked her, she said nothing.
He came at 4am. I was in hot water because of the pain the first thing he asked: “Why didn’t you call me after you passed out?” (Editor’s note: yes, why didn’t you call after you were unconscious due to exhaustion and my own lack of love and attention?) I said, “My mom called you 6 hours ago and you didn’t do anything. It’s not going to make any difference.” I was crying, he told me cry as much us you can and do what ever you want and he went sleep.
We had a lot of problems for a month. I had my baby on May 10 on June 12th we got in a fight and he told me that he doesn’t love me and he doesn’t want me anymore. I called my mom and I told her we’re going to get divorce. she told my sister, my sister said that she wants to talk to me. She came and she told me that when I was in labor when he asked her to go out with him to smoke a cigarette that he tried to have sex with her and he put his hands on her breast.
When I asked him, you know what he said? He said that I was so tired I didnt know what I was doing. I know that you all think that you feel how I felt, but no, because nobody knows or has any idea how I felt. And what’s killing me is that he used to love me so much. He was with me the whole time, taking care of me at the begning of my pregnancy. I know you will never forget this story in your whole life. Please comment and tell me anything.
Thank you Pamlady. That was an act of love on your part
Really, that is all you can see from this is her grammar and spelling? It is obvious that English is not her first language. I am amazed though that this is the only reply you have for this poor woman who is suffering so badly from the way she was treated by this POS. Wow.
Ranin … I am so sorry to hear about what you went through. most of these posts have made me laugh, yours is so sad. You are right this is one I will never forget, but at least you have a beautiful daughter who loves you and you love her. It also sounds like you have a very supportive family. Be glad the jerk is out of your life. I pray you find more happiness in the future.
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My husband and i were sent back home after going to hospital too soon. By the time we got home, the pain was getting very bad. Instead of being by my side, he hung out with his mom reading a story on the computer about a famous couple breaking up. When he finally remembered about his wife in the other room, he asks if i mind if he watches the news and then proceeds to sit on the recliner chair on the other side of the room instead of sitting beside me on the couch….im 3 weeks away from delivering our 2nd child and i cant help but wonder what idiotic thing he will do this time to make me feel like an insignificant piece of crap.
I had problems throughout pregnancy and ended up with pre eclampsia so I was induced at 34 weeks are baby was born I started loosing a lot of blood as the placenta ruptured.. My hubby was sat their eating my egg mayo sandwich whilst I was dying on the table in front on him .. I started to loose vision and became paralysed from the waist down due to lack of blood .. I was rushed to theatre .. When I returned his reply was I’m glad you went in there I got to watch robot wars.. I know it was his way of trying to deal with things but really lol … With my 4th he had a opportunity to deliver my baby but I wanted him to hold my hand and he still moans that I deprived him of that .. But I wouldn’t have him any other way x
Bitch and moan, bitch and fucking moan. is this all you women do? yeah cause your all fucking so great, you can trash on your husbands on the interwebs. Good for you you can bitch to the other bitches who are bitching about their husbands who they are fucking lucky to have.
Well, it seems like you’ve been in the dog house before. Not many of these women are “lucky” to have sickness husbands. I feel sorry for your wife/partner, that’s if you actually found one who is willingly with you.
Whoa, chill. They were asked for horrible husband stories during labor and they delivered. If you don’t like that they have reasons to “bitch and moan”, I have two tips for you:
1. Don’t do anything to give a woman cause to bitch and moan.
2. Perhaps look into how hard birthing actually is (it’s one of the leading causes of DEATH for women, right there under “men”. . .which, btw, is the number 1 spot).
Secondary pro tip: you don’t want women lumping all men under a single blanket? First of all, they didn’t. Second of all, lead by example and don’t lump all women under the same blanket, Mr. Pissed Off Hypocrite.
It’s “*You’re all so fucking great…” And yes, we are.
Mine left me at the hospital while I was in active labor, contractions 3-4 minutes apart, to go play pool because it was his pool league playoffs that night and he didn’t want to let his buddies down. I told him that if he walked out that door to not bother coming back but he said that he didn’t have a choice, he had to go because he had made a commitment to his team. WTF?! What about his commitment to me and the baby?!!
This story is super depressing and fucking stupid, nurses are very helpful and im sure they take food and water to rooms. I call this story fake!
Salma… you obviously don’t know what it is like in less developed countries. In some countries if you cant pay for your medical treatment up front they will not treat you at all. even if you are dying. So expecting you to provide your own food and water is not uncommon.
When I woke up in labor with my 1st my boyfriend asked if we could have a “quickie” before we went to the hospital since it would be a while before we could have sex again… I told him just for that it would be a lot longer than six weeks and to enjoy his hand.
Yours was the best one. 🙂
While I was in labor with our 2nd daughter (I was trying to have her naturally but at 8cm I couldn’t take the pain anymore and was given an epideral), while I was waiting to finish dialating, my husband was playing, I mean LITERALLY PLAYING with the birthing ball, bouncing it ALL OVER THE BIRTHING ROOM AND DOING SOMERSAULTS ALL OVER WITH IT WHILE I, AND 4 OTHER PEOPLE CONTINUOUSLY YELLED AT HIM TO STOP before he broke one of the machines. When we did finally get him to stop, he went to sleep! When I woke him up because it was time to start pushing, he says I’m being mean because he hasnt slept in 8hours and needed his rest. (My water broke at 2am, he said this at 11:45am)
I had a 47 hour labor, wanted to go natural, no pain meds, and i did for 10 hours until my contractions caused me to have seizures. 37 hours, TWO epidurals, two rounds of miso, one folley bulb, loads of pitocin and 50 hours of a liquid diet later we had our beautiful boy… my husband tells everyone it was the worst experience of his LIFE!!!AND it gets better… He says he doesn’t want a second child because the experience was too traumatic for him!!! WTF?!?
most of these guys would be divorced if they were my husband…I’m not married so I went through everything without a guy around and my mom and grandma were there for me but I don’t plan on having another one until I’m married and when I do he better drop everything when I tell him it’s time to go or it’ll be time for him to go! I understand you gotta take the good with the bad but this is just ridiculous and nothing should be more important than the fact that you are giving birth to HIS CHILD!!!
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solution to my problems and she gave me this great man phone number
and his email address. i was doubting if this man was the solution, so i
contacted this great man and he told me what to do and i deed them
all, he told me to wait for just seven days and that my husband will come
crawling on his kneels just for forgiveness so i faithfully deed what
this great man asked me to do and for sure after four days i heard a
knock on the door, in a great surprise i saw him on his kneels and i
was speechless, when he saw me, all he did was crying and asking me
for forgiveness, from that day, all the pains and sorrows in my heart
flew away,since then i and my husband and our lovely kids are
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With you here. Put my foot down and no in-laws until next day :/
Omg what a ridiculous hen party. Get a life ladies.
My husband hardly cared for me when I was pregnant. Even after 1 year of my baby’s birth, He still dont feel attached to our boy. He is more attached to his mom who alwyas wanted and still want us to get seperated. Finally I left him for a month now. I was initially unsure if I am doing it right. But since last week my son has high fever with cold and severe ear infection. I asked his help to take us to hospital but he rejected and said not willing to give any facility as we left. And did not even come to see my son although I am 10 Km away from his apartment. But today he went to meet his mother 2000km away in a different city as he have some pending holiday. I feel bad that my son won’t get a dad but its better not to have a father than having a jerk father…
My name is Miley, i ‘m here to testify on how i was able to conceive and have my Baby girl after 5years of marriage. with so much much joy in my heart i want to thank Dr.Odogbe whose email address is anoitedtemple@gmail.com , Dr.Odogbe did a pregnancy spell for me after i contacted him to help me out in my marriage i explained to him how i have so many miscarriage 2years back. i spent only $200 for him to cast the spell for me and after he cast the spell he told me to sleep with my partner and after i have done as he told me i went for a pregnancy check up a 2week latter and i found out i was pregnant to make my story short i gave birth to a baby girl this year September 15th 2013. all thanks to Dr.Odogbe, i will also recommend him to help you out you can reach him via his email address anoitedtemple@gmail.com .
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ya, but that doofus supports your stank ass. So, yeah, he is a doofus for wanting to do that.
i am giving this testimony because i don’t no how to thank Dr. Simon, making me to
be a happy woman in my matrimonial home, over 6years now i married and
i have two kids my husband never hot me one day, so over 8moths now he
sturdily change he turn his back on me, he stop paying children school fees
he turn his back in all his responsibility, thing was not moving fine so i no
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she told me about Dr Simon, how he help someone who close to her and i told
her to send me the email of Dr Simon, she quickly send it to me i email him and told him
my problems, he said that it was a woman who love my husband in were he work
cast a strong spell on him so that he we forget his family. so i pleas Dr Simon to help
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I don’t know how you did it, but you did it. My man came back within a
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He said he was thinking about me everyday NON-STOP! I still can’t
believe it. I wish I found you earlier before I paid so much money to
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this month we are going to Las Vegas, I think it’s a surprise, because
he’s been talking about marriage lately. thanks to voodoo you
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hello to the world at large, I want to share my testimony to you all which i believe you can still try your best to give a testimony like this, so i was married to mark’ at first will both love each other but short time he started a new behavior which i cannot even explain to any one then i keep it to my self hopping one day he will change for good but he did not change so i was in pain every day, don`t no what to do on till one day when a friend of mine visited me in my office she met me crying then she was asking me what is going on, i tried to be cam but i could not then i open up to her telling me there is a way out which i will do before he left me with my kids. i look up and not knowing what to do then i ask her to tell me. shortly she open up to me and say there is a man called Dr Okole, he is a man of spiritual knowledge, he can do it with in three days then i look and said okay. i will try my best to contact him, four days later, my husband did not come home i called his phone switch off then i try my possible best, i did not hear from him so i began to look for one way for a help so i remember my friend told me about one man called Dr Okole, i quickly run to my friend asking her if she still have Dr Okole contact then she gave it to me that was how i contacted this great man of spiritual knowledge, and he did it for me so quickly, so now i can now control my husband in any thing even i can tell him that i don`t want him outside today he will not. Now i have a happy family. so email him via drokolesolutiontemple@gmail.com
Its really funny to read certain posts and know that it’s the husband wash of coping. My husband needed to have a smoke and a cup of coffee before we left, which I encourage him to do so he would be there all day. (7am) I had already been having contractions since 5:30am. When we got sent home, He played video games while I did my hair and ate breakfast. At 12 he took me back and stayed the entire time. The moment I started pushimg he said “just make sure you DON’T POOP!”
This happened to my parents when they were having my older brother.
My mom had gone into the hospital after about 15 hours of labor and my mother being OCD and slightly neurotic had bought my dad “new baby” books which of course he didnt read till they were in the hospital. Anyways, my dad was reading the book and my mom asked for his hand because she was having a contraction and my father looks at the book and looks at the monitor and says “no youre not, the book says…” well my mom grabbed the book and threw it at his head screaming “I DONT CARE WHAT THE BOOK SAYS GIVE MY YOUR DAMN HAND!!”
they have been married for 37 years now and she still wont let him live it down
During my first labor my husband left to go outside to have a freaking cigarette because he was too stressed out. Then he slept most of the rest of the time and complained when he had to wake up because I was ready to push. He complained he was exhausted. This was after 19 hours of active labor. Then I got to push for 3 more hours.
With our second son, he dropped me off at the hospital because he thought it was a false alarm since I wasn’t contracting much. Hello? My water was broken! He showed up a few hours later and was confused as to why I wasn’t in triage. Probably cuz I’m in labor and am already 4cm. He also slept through most of my labor that time too. As soon as our son was born he left to check on his mom who was watching our older son. She was perfectly capable, I think he just wanted to leave the hospital. He got to sleep at home while I was alone with our newborn in post partum. He showed up the next day complaining he was tired because our oldest had woken him up once. Well honey, out newborn was awake to feed about every 2 hours and hospital staff woke me up at 5am for vitals. Oh yeah, plus I’d just given birth. I wasn’t tired at all *eyeroll*
It was determined that baby #3 was going to need to be induced. My husband and doctor sat there trying to find a convenient time for them. My husband had med school exams and my doctor had band practice. Eventually, our daughter was born at 10 lbs 3 oz.
I have had 5 each one my DH did something stupid.
1- our baby was a preemie and after she was born in and in the NICU he left to get a beer with friends at a bar.
2- He fussed at me to quiet down during contractions because he was ordering speakers and watching a show. Furthermore there was a severe storm and the power went out and took a few for the back up generators to kick on. He went to restart the computer before comforting me- I was in transition.
3- I was complete and involuntarily pushing our doc wasn’t there yet (neither was the hospital doc) he held my knees together, telling me not to push. My doula and the nurse ended up catching her.
4- He watched modern family the whole labor
5- He told me it was a head game.
After my csection with my first child I had just gotten into my room. Feeling pretty good. Hubby stepped outside to have a cigarette since he has been with me the whole time, & he was actually pretty awesome. While he was outside the nurse came in and removed my catheter. When hubby came back into the room. (Now he was aware, or I thought he was that I had a catheter in) he asked me if I had used the bathroom (peed) since I had the baby. It has been around 8 hours by now. I said no. (Because I had the catheter in & was completely drugged from my csection). He frantically started pushing the nurses button and screaming for her. Running around like a maniac. Nurses busts in the door, what’s wrong!?!? He said…. “I’m pretty sure the doctors forgot to put my girls bladder back in when they took her apart because she hasn’t used the bathroom” I looked at him like he was stupid & the nurse said, we’ll I’m pretty sure if we had a ladder laying around the hospital someone would have claimed it by now & gave me a wink. Because I still had the “are you stupid” look on my face.
At 41 weeks and having an induction scheduled, my husband asked my how low it will take because he wanted to get in a another day of work. He’d hate to miss more than two days.
This was after asking me to go wait at the mall or in the car at the hospital if I felt like I was going into labor. He would hate to leave work early…..
Got to love men.
Err… practice makes perfect?
Mine was 20 and an immature douche. He stayed by my side for the night and when my parents came, he said “are we having a baby or what?,” like it was an imposition for him to wait while I was in active labor for the last 13 hours. I apparently told him if he had more important things to do them, so my dad -not fatherly advice material kinda dad- apparently encourages my hubby to take a break. They go down stairs and get high so the munchies kick in – an hour later they show up red eyed as can be, munching on bojangles food. I was irritated by it of course but when he came back everything started going pretty quick, my son was being squished in pelvic area and the tension/terror was running high. My hubby went from giggly high to paranoid terror. He felt so guilty by not taking it seriously that he did everything for the next few days. He messed up again the day we were released by driving to the next town over to the cvs his brother was a pharm assistant, to show off “his baby.” An extra hour in the car with 27 stitches in my delivery region – and he managed to hit every bump on the way. To sum it up… I could have choked him, but he has more than made up for it.
Wow Ron, you are a douche. We have obviously have lives with kids and husbands, hence the funny stories about our husbands’ odd ways of dealing with our labor and delivery. I’m sorry if it offends you that women are telling true stories about the men in our lives – but this is an article for women about our stories as women dealing with husbands during labor. If you can’t appreciate that, why are you here reading it? Feel sorry for the women in your life whom must not be allowed to express emotions because big bad chauvinist Ron won’t let them.
My husband and I were at the hospital for only 6 hours before we had our daughter by semi-emergency c-section. We got to the hospital at 11 pm and had her early the next morning. We were both exhausted and the first night with her, he leaves me at the hospital alone to go home and sleep because he was tired. I had to spend the first night with her ALONE. No help, nothing. I will NEVER let him forget it!!
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I told my husband with my son I wanted only him there and he called his sister and invited her 2 b there when I was n labor and our youngest daughter people would call 2 check on me when I needed him and I couldn’t keep him off the phone
A woman does not need to compromise her peace and comfort during labor and delivery. Tell your nurse and doctor and doula, like I did, that since I would be out of it focusing on the birth and pain, that my husband cannot be trusted to keep his parents out, so I would need them to block intruders.
A wife cannot always count on her husband to respect her, but you read about husbands who want respect. Such butt hole husbands we have sometimes.
That is some of the reason you read articles where they discourage us women letting our husbands into the delivery room. They should not have been there from the start.
Men can be pretty selfish and find it hard to sympathize with their wives. We have spoiled them too much
See, if our husbands were having a treatment done to their penises, while they are naked and flat on their backs, and it was painful and bloody and they had pain every two or three minutes, the wives would never leave their side and never say a negative word to them.
Women treat their men better than they treat us when the men are sick. So women, we need to stop spoiling and exalting these husbands because they do not spoil us..
My husband wasn’t too bad, he asked me if I could wait to be have my cervix checked (I was sure I was ready!) bc we didn’t like our nurse and we were getting a new one in half hour.. I couldn’t think, so I said I could, i did wait, the new nurse came in and she was SO MUCH BETTER! She checked me and I was totally ready to go!
After that we learned that we could have asked to have a different nurse… I’m glad we did the way we did though, we lucked out with a great nurse!
Coming into this late, but my L&D story is a doozy. My EX (you’ll see the reason why soon enough) husband got roaring drunk at a bar after he dropped me off for my induction, drove home drunk in the ONLY CAR WE HAD, and whined at me when I called him at 4:30 in the morning from the hospital in back labor, was a complete jackass and never stopped talking and went HOME after my emergency C-section because he was “tired out” from his “rough night” – sure, a$$wipe, sure.
But what takes the cake is him showing up the NEXT DAY IN FULL NAZI REGALIA (he was a “re-enactor”) for “glamour shots” with our newborn son. Yeah – total tool. So glad he’s out of our lives.
My dad asked the medical team to ‘put an extra few stitches in would you’ when they were sewing up my mum after a tear. I know this because he told me the other day and suggested that my other half might like to ‘use that line’ if I needed stitches. I told him my OH knows better than to say something so crass!
While being induced my Dr had broken my water and decided I should sit in a chair to get the baby in a better position. My babies come fast as soon as my water breaks but apparently my husband was bored waiting. He crawled in the delivery bed and with the remote raised it as high as it would go just to see how high that was, and it got stuck. About then the contractions were getting close to pushing and I use no pain medication. Now, my bed is stuck so high off the ground I couldn’t get in it and my husband had found a screwdriver and had the remote taken apart trying to “jiggle wires”. I ended up delivering my son on the 3 foot long and wide breakaway part of the bed that generally is moved out of the way when the baby starts coming so the Dr can get closer. At one point while pushing he asked me if he should call the janitor in to see if he could fix the bed? Yes please bring in a group of men from the maintenance dept … The baby should be here any second! It’s a small hospital with only one “delivery room” and that weekend happened to be baby weekend! 5 ladies came in to deliver and I was practically run out of the room as soon as son as my son was born because the next gal needed it immediately … I got to move to my regular room while my husband and his new buddy the janitor got the bed remote working so they could lower it for the next gal. However, this IS the man that took his 18 year old bride from Minnesota on their honeymoon out to Montana to see snow cuz we MN girls don’t get near enough of that the 10 months outta the year that we live in it! I don’t expect much from him after 6 kids and 20 years of marriage!
I am so sorry for all of you.
I found this thread because I was googling “husband’s out of office reply when wife in labor.” I was looking for just the right way to say it. She was yelling, “Where F*** are you?”
What can I say, men do what we do because that’s what we do.
OK, g2g!
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My husband fell asleep in the recliner chair at the hospital while I was in labor with my first child. One of my screams startled him awake, and forgetting he was in a recliner, he tried to jump up to see what was going on. He flew over the chair, hit the wall and broke his toe. Way to steal my thunderrr… 🙂
With our first child, my husband had received the GREAT advice to bring the nurses donuts, because then they will give you special care (not true). So, while I am waiting in the car in active labor, vomiting into a plastic trash can after every contraction, he decides it would be a great time to stop at Dunkin Donuts and WAIT IN LINE because he can’t show up without the donuts! By the time we arrived at the hospital, I was fully effaced, 10cm, time to push, and he’s handing out the donuts…I could have killed him. With #2 we lived in a neighborhood with about 5 speed bumps to get to the main road. As we left in the middle of the night (again in pretty active labor), every speed bump was absolute sheer torture. We get to the end of the road and he says “did I put the garage door down?” I said “forget it, we’ll call my mom (who was staying at the house) and have her check, I can’t take the speed bumps again.” However, he felt it was too important so we went back over all speed bumps again to get back to the house and the (you guessed it) closed garage door, then had to go back over them all again to leave. It was not a very happy ride to the hospital after that.
My husband brought his laptop and college books to the hospital and kept leaving to go let the dogs out 20 minutes away ( one way). As the nurse said I was 9 cm dilated he figured he had another hour till I was at 10 and ready to push. I informed them I need to start pushing now but he didn’t listen and he walked out. I thought he had gone to call someone but when I finally screamed at my mother to FIND HIM!!! he was half way to the apartment and had to turn around.
I am a postpartum nurse. One time while giving first time parents their discharge instructions (ya know, teaching them how to care for their newborn) the dad interrupts to ask the mom to turn up the tv because he couldn’t hear espn over us talking!!!! Mom looked at him and shut the whole tv off. I had to hide my giggles!
Good heavens woman.Learn some grammer. I couldn’t even read this.I stopped halfway through.Your punctuation is nonexistent and your spelling is horrible.I can’t understand what you’re complaining about because I can’t read it.Jeez.
Excuse me,but is there a reason you decided to read an article about said “bitching” in the first place? Mayhaps you should review that choice instead of judging people you don’t know,hmm?
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I had been in labour for 3 days and not making enough progress so we headed to the hospital…in a snowstorm! I am lying in the back seat in agony when my husband looks back and says “Want to try for another baby?” I am told that my voice went demonic and I said “YOU ARE GOING FOR A VASECTOMY TOMORROW!!!!” I think his mom also hit him for me. He has yet to live that down.
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Mine didn’t believe me that I was in labor when I called from the hospital on my cell phone. He insisted that I call him on the hospital phone with heavy contractions coming on. When he arrived he sat on his cell phone until the pushing began. Oh except for the snickering at my butt crack hanging out of the back of my gown. And then he did the big no no….. He did not offer my mother (who drove me to the hospital and waited on me hand and foot)a chance to hold our daughter. I had our daughter without pain meds or the epidural so I took the morphine after birth and fell asleep thus I wasn’t aware of the situation. I will never let him forget.
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Based on some of the weird typos and lack of punctuation, it looks like she was speaking the story into her phone. You need to say “comma” and “period” for that, which is awkward.
I couldn’t get through it either. GAH! I needs me some punctuation! 🙂
After 40 hours of labor and 2 hours of pushing, my husband said “man, my feet hurt”!!!
My lovely husband had been super helpful and supportive the first half of my labor. I had been in labor off and on for a few days and it was exhausting. I ended up needing pitocin and having my water broken and I was just super uncomfortable because things didn’t want to progress on their own. Once it got late and dark out, he decided to try to sleep, which was fine. It was the not waking up the multiple times I threw up or for the first 30 minutes of me pushing when both myself and the nurse tried waking him up. I even threw things at him from the bed and he didn’t even flinch. And when he did wake up, he was mad we woke him up. I never let him live it down that I went through 28 hours of labor and he slept through half of it.
My husband was 3,000 miles away while I was having our 3rd….he was with his 23 year old “girlfriend”!!!!
My dad took my husband and my in-laws out for a steak dinner after my daughter was born! I don’t think we had the unexpected visitors, though. 🙂
I was induced back in April with our first. He had gone down to the cafeteria around noon to eat with my parents. While everyone was gone I felt a weird sensation down there. I already had my epidural so I couldn’t feel much or move too well. I didn’t want to call the nurse for nothing so I stuck my hand down there..it came back bloody. He came in the room a few seconds later so I made him look and asked him if it was a lot of blood. He gagged and said yes. I said “enough that I should call the nurse?” he says…and I quote….”yeah, but wait until I go to the bathroom”. Lucky for him the nurse came in about a minute later while he was still in there. It was my “bloody show”.
HILARIOUS. How could I have missed this??
With baby number two, my husband dropped me off at the hospital and then went to drop our daughter off at his sisters (no more than 15 minutes away)…. I was already at a six and the midwife suggested we wait to break my water until he returned or he would likely miss the birth. So we waited…. And waited… And waited!! I had a suspicion he was eating breakfast and visiting with his sister….Two hours later he finally arrived! She broke my water and sixteen minutes later I had a baby in my arms! He had the good sense not to mention until later that he had stopped at dunkin donuts because he thought it would be hours and hours of walking like it was with the first baby since that made HIM so tired and hungry! And I know he went inside to eat since there is no food allowed in his car!
I went into labor at 34 weeks on Thanksgiving Day. My (now ex-husband) brought me to the hospital and waited while I got set up in the room. He then proceeded to go to the cafeteria. He brought back a heaping plate of Thanksgiving dinner. While I was in active labor, he sat in front of the TV watching football and eating. He couldn’t tear himself away from the TV until they were taking me for an emergency c-section.
Well, these all make my husband appear saintly!! Some real jackass moves, Dads!
This shit? Right here? If men want to know why we MERCILESSLY TEASE THEM for acting like dumbasses? THIS IS WHY.
GOOD GOD!!!
When I was in labor my mother and husband ate Dunkin Donuts breakfast sandwich’s and coffee in the bathroom. They thought I didn’t know.
My husband decided he wanted McDonalds before we continued on our way to the hospital. I ended up having 2 REALLY bad contractions in the drive through. The order taking person took FOREVER taking his order and then they screwed up the people’s order in front of us so EVERYTHING seemed to take 100 times longer. When we finally got on our way, I asked my husband how his f*ckong burgers were… His response ‘fantastic honey!’ At least he was smart enough to not complain!!
I was in the hospital in labor for 36 hours, and all but 2 hours naturally. I hemorrhaged after birth and then had a retained placenta that made me hemorrhage again two weeks later. I had to have emergency surgery to stop the bleeding. A few weeks later, my husband was complaining about his stomach hurting. I told him to pretty much get over it. A few weeks later he woke me up after two hours of sleep and begged me to take him to the hospital because his stomach was hurting so bad. I thought he was just being a baby. Turns out he had appendicitis. He had it the first time he complained, but his body walled off the infection. Yeah I felt like crap.
I had to have an emergency c-section with our second daughter because the scar from our first daughters c-section was rupturing and I was bleeding. My husband asked if they could wait a few minutes because it was almost midnight…the doctors asked what he had against January 8th, he said it was his ex girlfriends birthday! They had dated for like 6 years, and he was never ready to marry, so it would always be an awkward reminder of her…we didn’t wait, she was born at 11:58p.m.
After I had our first my husband looked at me and said “Now that wasn’t so bad was it?” This was after 24 hrs of labor, no drugs, and a sunny-side up child…..
During labor with our second my husband played games on his computer and slept the entire time.
I was induced with my first and I told my husband not to call his mom yet because I knew she would come right to the hospital. He did anyway and she came right over! The induction started off slowly so my mom went to the cafeteria to get something to eat and then ate it in the waiting room to spare me because I was hungry. My mother-in-law decides she’s hungry but doesn’t want hospital food so my husband WALKS to the Checkers that’s on the corner next to the hospital for her. He was gone what seemed like forever and then brings it into my room to eat. She ordered something so disgusting it made me sick to watch. When it was time to push the doctor wasn’t there and the nurses where silently panicking. I told my husband to have his mom leave but he felt bad and asked if she could just stay and sit up by my head. I said no to which he didn’t listen and not only did she stay but she sat in the corner of the room with a direct view at my “area”. Every time I made a noise she would yell out “oh Jesus” and start rocking back and forth, rubbing her rosaries and praying out loud in polish. The doc still wasn’t there and the nurse was basically commanding me not to push. Whatever, she was coming doctor or not! The nurse knew I couldn’t hold on much longer and had raised my bed and had me up high and wide open for everyone to see including my MIL who kept getting up to come over and look between my legs. I was about to strangle my husband who told me to “relax, she was an old woman”!
After I gave birth everyone including my husband left me to go see the baby in the nursery and left me with my MIL. She then started talking about how her older son had nothing to do with her and he died and she didn’t even know it. She started crying and saying that parents aren’t supposed to outlive their children.
My now EX-husband left during my brief 4 hour labor to go get Jack N The Box. Then 2 days later tried to convince me we should have sex in the hospital. Oh yeah ladies, he’s a class act!
2nd hand story. We were attending a friends birth. The private room for our friend was very nice. Like a hotel room with a flat-screen TV and a dvd player. I remarked to the nurse how nice the room was appointed. She said that yesterday, there was a couple delivering in this room and the husband brought an adult DVD and was watching it while his wife was laboring.
Some countries don’t supply food or drinks to their patients. And the way she is typing, English is likely not her first language. Pretty involved for a fake story don’t you think?
While I was in the middle of a huge contraction w/our firstborn, my hubby leans over the edge of the bed and says to me ever-so-lovingly, “So, when do you want to start on number 2?” I looked up at him, smiled sweetly and said, “Honey? Can you come a little closer to me?” “Why?” “SO I CAN BITE YOUR EFFING TONGUE OFF AND SPIT IT INTO THE CORNER!” The nurse looked at us, asked if this was our first child and I said yes, it was. She then looked at my husband, pulled some change out of her own pocket and told him that he’d better go get something to drink while she tried to get me calmed back down!
I was crowning IN THE CAR on the way to the hospital at 2 am. My genius of a now ex husband stopped at every red light even though there were no cars for miles. I said nothing, panting all the way until the final straw. He stops at a stop sign directly by the GIANT sign that says ER next to the hospital and asks “which way do I turn?” I must have looked fairly evil at this point as I yelled, “Turn right at the F%@!ING stop sign and you’d better HURRY!” I don’t think the F Bomb had ever escaped my lips until that moment, the birth of our 3rd child. Genius. Pure genius. Oh, and he went to get a taco salad as I was delivering the second one. Again, Einstein move. Sometimes, there’s more than one reason we call them ex.
Mine did that too! He actually bought me 3 new, lacey expensive ones!!! WTF!!
In England, on the NHS system they do not bring you food. I ordered take-out and had my Ex bring food. They offered TEA!! and morpihe, and usually sent women home a couple of hours after giving birth, saying that “childbirth is not a medical condition”. They do not give you diapers/nappies and they don’t wash the blood off the baby or change him just after birth. I was given some old grey towels and told to do it myself (with twins!!) and to bring my own..everything. This could be in the UK.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner right there! Ha!
Ahem… GRAMMAR
If you are going to insult someone about writing skills, at least use spell check yourself!
I was already admitted into the hospital for a condition called pre-eclampsia. (6 weeks) I called to tell my husband that I was in labor… He told me he was going to go home from work and shower. Hours later he appeared to help me deliver our son. What I found out 3 weeks later was he indeed go home to shower, stopped by his friends house, indulged in a three way sex Fest with his friend, his friends girlfriend and himself, went to Arby’s for a nice lunch THEN came to help me deliver our son… In short men are pigs.
With my second son, I asked for an epidural. After waiting for over an hour,the anesthesiologist,who had been in surgery FINALLY came. He walked in the room and reached out his hand to shake mine, while I was in the middle of a CONTRACTION. I, just trying to breathe throught it, shook my head and said something like, “No, no, no, just a minute.” My husband turns to me and says, in front of the guy “Honey, don’t you think you’re being a little rude? Shake his hand.” He will NEVER live that down
My husband was busy eating a mcdonalds cheeseburger in between pushes with our first baby because he was “starving”. I delivered her in under two hours. What woman doesn’t want to smell mcdonalds as her newborn enters the world?? He had an opportunity for redemption with our second child but went home because I had been induced and was convinced nothing was going to happen and guess what…? He missed the birth all together! Cheeseburgers and a missed birth. Well done hubby!
My husband had to leave while I was in labor to call his girlfriend! Needless to say, he is now my ex.
My husband was an hr away for training for work while I was in labor. He asked his mother and best friend to keep me company and as comfortable as possible while he was gone. We decided to go to the hospital after excruciating pain. I had gone from a 1 to an 8 cm dilation all while he was gone so h missed all the screaming and crying. He managed to show up at te hospital as I’m about to get my epidural. They do it during a contraction so of course I was in pain before I was numb and my husband just looks at me and says “you ok??” Omg seriously?! lol!!
My husband sat beside the bed with MY laptop watching a Magic The Gathering Tournament on YouTube the whole time I was in labor. I asked him if he was going to do it the whole time and he asked what else was he was supposed to do. Then when i had been ready to push for like 10 mins, the doc and nurses were raising and prepping the bed, hubby asked if he had time to go pee first!
I had a short labour but my delivery is one never to be forgotten. My mother put on makeup the entire time and my hubby decided that after I was done delivering he’d ask the doc to “throw an extra stitch in there” following a debate with a nurse about how the placenta looked like an inside out pizza pocket. *sigh*
while I was in labor the nurses said it could be a while so my husband (ex now) said….”Well if it is goign to be a while I think I will go to the pool hall and shoot a couple games to kill time.” 4 hours later, when I was dialated 9 cm, I sent my sister-in-law looking for him. He was still at the pool hall playing poker and said to her…”Are you sure it time? I am down $50 and would hate to leave without a chance to win it back!”
It was between pushes. The baby had crowned. My husband excitedly said, “I see an ear!” After a couple of funny looks from the doctor and nurses he said, “Oh, that’s something else. (And in his best creepy voice) I think it starts with an ‘L’.”
WORD!!
When “stitching me up” (and I did not have a c-section!) my husband said to the dr. “Go ahead and add an extra stitch in there doc!”
After a planned overnight induction which kept me mostly awak till at 3pm it took me suddenly from 4cm to birth in less than 30 minutes (meaning I got no pain meds), then having to wait till 12am to move to the recovery room, my husband says to me, “how about I get some sleep tonight and you can sleep tomorrow night?” Before promptly rolling over and shutting his eyes. He claims he doesn’t remember this.