I'm not really sure who Kelly Oxford is, but for some reason I follow her on instagram and twitter, along with several hundred thousand people.
On Instagram, she posts pictures of her kids along with gorgeous yet self-deprecating selfies, screen grabs of various magazine articles she appears in, ironic pop culture fodder like Stephanie Tanner in suspenders and the brilliant picture up top promoting her new book "Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar", which might have been designed specifically for this Gwyneth side-by-side.
It all feels like looking into a window of a party to which I have not been invited and I go back and forth between obsession and debating whether to unfollow.
Then she posts a tweet like the one below and I imagine we are best friends in an alternate universe where I am much much much cooler.
Last night Kelly Oxford was on Jimmy Kimmel and he had a hard time explaining who she is as well, so he opted to have children on the street read Kelly Oxford tweets out loud.
Honestly, I don't even think you need the kids to understand the brilliance.
Let your lady crushes commence…
That last kid’s facial expression was the best.
I can only aspire to such wittiness and sheer brilliance. How come I can have those thoughts in my head, but when I say them they don’t sound funny…they sound bitchy? 🙂
That’s pretty funny that you posted this. I followed her for a few weeks last year…and thought “who is this woman and why am I following her” – I unfollowed.
OH MY GOSH. I have no problem following people I don’t know and who don’t know me. I think one of the best parts of the internet is it’s legitimization of the “stalker” syndrome we women who grew up in small towns consider normal. I EXPECT to know what EVERYONE is doing, even people I don’t care/know about. Thanks hometown of population 3000 (including the women’s prison nearby)
“Next time your boyfriend complains about your PMS, just remind him you could have been pregnant instead.” GENIUS.
Ha ha ha. I also follow her on Twitter and Instagram – so glad I’m not the only one who was like, “Wait, who is this chick again?” And also kind of glad to know I’m not the only one with a slight girl crush…
Love her and why is she so cute AND funny?