Shopping For Post Maternity Clothes (A Play in Three Acts)

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01/14/2013

Shopping For Post Maternity Clothes (A Play in Three Acts)

Before you read on, it's important to note I have not actually gone post maternity clothes shopping and I don't foresee me ever having the bandwidth to do such a thing. But I will be returning to work sooner than I expected (possibly in two weeks) and despite my closet full of clothes, I have absolutely nothing to wear.

This is how I imagine clothes shopping might go (in three dramatic acts)...