Thank you to everyone who voted for their favorite caption on the Mommy Shorts Facebook Fanpage. Ultimately, the win went to Jessica who came up with the Hanukkah-friendly caption above.
Jessica wins a coveted copy of "Spending The Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat". First up on Jessica's throat punch list? The evil snowman pictured above Santa's head, before it photobombs anyone else.
As much as I love Jessica's caption, I'm afraid one photo does not do Christmas justice. So, I asked you all to post your funniest holiday photos on the Mommy Shorts Fanpage (have you joined that thing yet??) so I could caption a whole bunch. I even stole a few losing captions from the contest.
My Christmas gift to you is the photo captions below. I hope you don't try to return them.
I hope everyone is satisfied with their gifts, your cat doesn't attack your tree and nobody blows the lid on the whole Santa thing.
Most of all, I hope your kid's attitude doesn't go to shit the minute you take that elf off the shelf.
— Mommy Shorts