If you haven't already seen it, Pregnant Chicken posted "Porn for Pregnant Ladies" back in January. It includes things like a shirtless picture of Mark Wahlberg saying, "Hell Yeah, let's cut the tags off the baby clothes and sort them into stages tonight." Check it out— it's hilarious.
One of the great things about the internet is that copying someone else's idea is not ripping them off, it's CONTRIBUTING TO A MEME.
Or so I tell myself.
Saturday night, as I found myself ridiculously into "Ides of March", no doubt due to the incredibly edible, I mean watchable, Ryan Gosling... I decided to build on Pregnant Chicken's idea and create "Porn for Moms of Toddlers". Yes, it's weird to have the word "toddlers" in the same phrase as "porn" but you're just going to have to go with it. It was the best I could come up with.
PLUS. Moms suffering through the terrible twos, like myself, deserve a little Ryan Gosling.
Or at the very least, some Joshua Jackson.
He will do.
This might be the most fun I've ever had googling images.
That last one is meant as a hint for my husband. (Ben's not SERIOUSLY gonna pick Courtney, is he??)
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The 7th episode of the Mommy Shorts Show is up. I'm talking about french parenting, introducing you to Mini-Me's Mini-Me and sharing a clip of Mazzy serenading my make-up. Plus I'm having a good hair day. Check it out here.











































