Have you seen "Shit Girls Say"? If not, I am taking this opportunity to post the second episode here.
Why am I posting about something you have probably already seen that has nothing to do with kids whatsoever? Because the brilliant Brenna from Suburban Snapshots just created "Shit Preschoolers Say". It's really a toss-up as to who is more annoying— "girls" or "preschoolers". Of course if you have a "preschooler" who is also a "girl", you are totally screwed. See video below.
Now, of course, I am busy compiling Mazzy footage to see if I can weave together a "Shit Toddlers Say" video. You think Mazzy would let me put her in different locations and outfits and say "Again!" 500 times?
I also have a preschooler who is a girl.
So yes, I am totally screwed.
And Brenna’s video is perfection.
Thank you for sharing that video. So funny – and so true. That kid is amazing.
I nanny a pre-preschooler [3 YO] who says shit. Literally.
Opening scene of Shrek, where he’s in the outhouse, rips out the page of the story book and mumbles “what a load of -” and the music cues in … she can finish the sentence.
At least I didn’t teach her!
Isn’t Suburban Snapshots DA BOMB??? And I can’t believe she coached Anna to cry like that. It was totally plausible.
Oh Jessie, the crying was real. The rest was coached. I’m only mean enough to film the breakdown, not to encourage it.
I love the shadow she heard. And the tantrums. And the intentional faceplant. And the bit about Daddy being her best friend. And . . . genius.
Don’t forget about “Elmo!” It always comes back to Elmo…
haha my little girl just walked in while I was watching this and she asked “is that me” apparently even she knows how she acts!
LOL, too funny!
wow oh wow, memories!! LOL those morph into other things, like you don’t trust me, everyone else is doing it, why can’t I stay out until ….?, it only costs blah blah, can I have some money?, lol.
When my son was nine we had a decorate your tee shirt day in my daycare. He wouldn’t do one so I made him one with all of his favorite sayings on it…..I didn’t do! Did so! Dude! Gross, Man. Soooooooo! You cheat!! Duh! Told you so! You lie! Shut up.
What fun he was at that age. What does that tell ya…boys got their own stuff to say LOL!
I still have the shirt, he’s 30. Ha!
That was great! I would do a video on shit toddlers say, as my toddler has a fantastic vocabulary but still has the cute toddler-version of words going, and her timing and expressions are priceless. But alas, when I whip out my camcorder my kids immediately cease whatever cute thing they had been doing to either freeze and say cheese ( as think it is a camera ), have a meltdown, or run away. I could set one up to keep running then edit later, but that would be a lot of work. So here in a nutshell is my video: 5% video-worthy cuteness, 5% Dora, 10% arguing-tantrums-meltdowns, 80% exact replica of the video of Stwie from Family Guy ” Mommy? Mommy? Mommy! MOMMY! Mama! Mama! Mom!! MOM! MOM! ”