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As everyone knows, the surest sign of a successful Thanksgiving dinner is the level of food coma you find yourself in following the meal. 

LEVEL 1: Eyes glazed over, possibly drooling, unable to participate in coffee and dessert conversation

LEVEL 2: Asleep at the table 

LEVEL 3: On the couch, in your underwear, with company in plain view (see above)

I thought it would only be appropriate to dedicate this Friday's Colossal Cake Smash Smackdown to "Biggest Sugar Coma". I figured, on this day especially, you would all be able to relate.

But before I get to it, I have two short announcements.

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Mommy Shorts: The Show — Episode 2

Episode2thumbnailsmallThank you to everyone who has subscribed to my new YouTube channel. There are 114 of you and I will try my best not to like those 114 people any better than the rest of you.

But it will be hard.

If you have not seen the second episode of "Mommy Shorts: The Show", you can check it out here. I'm talking about Dance Moms, Tiger Woods' love child and Mazzy's energetic rendition of the ABCs.

If you like it and you want to see more, click subscribe. 

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Dancing for Diapers

BabydiscohuggiesgiveawayCongratulations to Casey Deuce who won a 3 Month Supply of Huggies Diapers along with a Baby Loves Disco Party Pack in my Dancing for Diapers giveaway.

Casey's kid loves to dance to Surfin' Bird. Which means her toddler is officially older than I am. Please email myshort@mommyshorts.com to claim your prize.

Click here for my current giveaway— a $300 shopping spree from Beso.

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Colossal Cake Smash Smackdown

Congratulations to Cheech who won Round #2 for "Messiest Smash". She is the winner of a Colossal Cupcake from Crumbs Bakeshop and will have the opportunity to turn that cupcake into a $100 Crumbs gift card when she competes in "Best Overall Smash" alongside Edward "Best Shirtless Smash" and MJ "Most Miserable Smash" on December 9th.

And now on to Round #3… 

THE "BIGGEST SUGAR COMA SMASH" NOMINEES

Sophia in "Don't Touch Me 'til Morning"

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Emerson in "I Won't Stop Until I've Reached My Elbow"

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Cora in "How Am I Ever Going To Work This Off Tomorrow??"

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Zachie in "Cakepocalypse"

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Mason in "The Paper Layer At The Bottom Is The Best Part"

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Lil 'D in "I Was Told There Would Be Chocolate"

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Aiden in "Extreme Fan Smash"

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John in "I Know I Had A Second Spoon Around Here SOMEWHERE"

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Trent in "Cake O'Clock Shadow"

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And finally…

Avery in "Who Turned Out All The Lights???"

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Winner gets a Colossal Cupcake ($42) from Crumbs Bakeshop and a chance to compete in "Best Overall Smash" on December 9th (Mazzy's birthday). I am still accepting cake smash photos up until the very end. You can enter by posting your photo on the wall of the Mommy Shorts facebook fanpage.

Hope everyone had a fabulous Thanksgiving!

— Mommy Shorts