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Dana from Feast or Famine has made her official ruling. She has crowned Kathy from iMommy the New Caption Contest Queen with her entry…

"Just put down the thermometer, Mom and nobody gets hurt."

Congratulations, Kathy! You have just earned yourself the honor of judging the next caption contest. Who knew you could gain so much by threatening to punch your mother?

As always, I can't let your many responses live out their remaining days in Loserville without giving my favorites proper recognition.

For instance, Dana's husband had his own opinion (isn't that cute?) and he would like to single out Diane from I'll Cut You with her entry…

"If I ever hear you say I look like Walter Matthau again, so help me God, I’ll punch you so hard in the baby-maker, that I’ll be an only child. Capiche?"

Walter Matthau wasn't the only celebrity referenced in the comments. There were quotes from Ahnuld Schwarzenegger, Jack Nicholson, William Shatner, Charlie Sheen and Samuel L. Jackson to name a few. But I'm going to give The Five Best Pop Culture Shout-Outs to…

Parenting Extra's Beevis & Butthead reference…

Cornholio

"I am cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole."

(Even though I had no idea what cornholio was prior to this contest.)

Carrie from Adhoc Mom's Joe Pesci reference…

"I'm funny how? I mean, I'm funny like a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to @&?!in amuse you? How the @&$: am I funny? What the $&@! is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny?"

Brittany from Mommy Words for her Stewie reference…

"Dammit woman I was told mothers look like Heidi Klum. Bring me some super model boobs or I shall destroy you."

JLK from Pieces of Me with her Cartman reference…

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!

And Uncle Mike with his shout-out to Meatloaf's EPIC MELTDOWN on Celebrity Apprentice…

'I bought those Motherf****** sponges! You look in my eyes, I am the last person in the f****** world you ever f****** want to f*** with!"

In the non-quote pop culture reference arena, I would like to reconize one person.

Suniverse wins The Brevity Award for:

"I. SAID. NO. MORE. RAFFI!"

Check out the original caption contest page for all 47 entries.

Thanks to everyone for playing and thanks to Eclectic Mamma for letting us use her kid for our own personal amusement. And Kathy? Here's a crown for you to flaunt in front of your friends if you happen to be a flaunting in front of your friends type of person.

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