We're already in our second week of 2011 and you know what I haven't done yet this year? A CAPTION CONTEST. Now— you could take the angle of… WOW, that child must have been left on her own for quite some time in order to wreak so much havoc on a pile of magazines… But I'm hoping for something that's more humorous, less "Personal Parenting Attack".
On second thought, say whatever you wish. I can take it.
Write your best caption in the comment section below. Winner gets the supreme honor of judging the next caption contest. This week's judge is the original King Of Captions— Craig from $99 Taglines. Don't disappoint him!
AND THE WINNING CAPTION IS… "Mama, how do you spell RANSOM? And can I have my glue stick, pleeeeaaasse?" submitted by JLK of Pieces of Me.
JLK beat out such gems like…
"I heard there was a full frontal of Brad Pitt in here somewhere," submitted by Dana of Feast After Famine and…
"OMG, mom, like I totally didn't know Taylor already kicked Jake to the curb! You gotta let me outta that crib more often. I'm, like, so 2010!" submitted by Julie Sharp of frvrchanged.
What did JLK win? Only the supreme honor of judging the next caption contest. But that's not all. As official Caption Contest Queen, JLK gets to don a nifty crown I created just for the occasion. Feel free to wear it on your blog with pride or to dismiss it like a disgruntled commoner. It is YOUR choice. You are QUEEN.
Heidi, Nic, Rob and Diane— as previous caption contest winners, you are all eligible to grab one too.
“@#%!@…wait…I swear it’s in one of these magazines. Mom, I gotta show you this cashmere sweater you are sooo buying me!”
What is this crap, mom? Where’s The Economist?
‘No matter how hard we tried, she just wouldn’t be paper trained.’
“Suri’s got nothing on me, 1″ heels are for newborns.”
“Mama, how do you spell “ransom? And can I have my glue stick pleeeeaaasse?”
Mom, I just found your stash and we are going to have to have a literature intervention here.
“I’ve tried and I’ve tried, but I just can’t seem to find that ‘Baby Fashion Trends’ article I was reading the other day!”
“All of ’em, any of ’em that have been in front of me over all these years.”
“You still get paper magazines? That’s so 20th century.”
“I’m just reading the articles, I swear!”
(Forgive me, everyone in my house is sick and so apparently is my sense of humor ;))
“Maybe if I find all the perfume samples and rub them on my body they wont be able to smell what I put in my diap….Oh, hi mom! I didnt see you there!”
Mama, I’m pretty sure this isn’t how the “Your Baby Can Read” guy does it.
“How to impeccably dress your baby and then place them in a perfectly art-directed mess, by Ilana.”
If I had art directed that mess, I would have taken the Times from the kitchen and placed it on top. This mess is not saying much for my intelligence level. Although possibly that is accurate…
It’s research Mama, research.
Mom, I swear, I saw the magazine rack throw up ! It was projectile vomitting, Im lucky I didnt get a paper cut !
Mummy, I can’t find a single photo of Angelina Jolie in here anywhere. Has something happened to her career?
Perfume samples are bullshit. Smell good. Taste… not so much. Next!
“I heard there was a full frontal of Brad Pitt in here somewhere.”
ok, i have nothing clever. but that is SUCH a cute kid.
You win!
I’m warning you – you don’t want to look under these magazines!
Highlights…where is the Highlights? After that last trip the pediatrician I thought we had an agreement.
That E*Trade kid is way cute….
Who. Took. My. Porn?
Oh and I’m the one with bad taste because I like Good Night Moon. Remember this, Mom, remember this.
Uh-oh.. Da-dee!! Mama’s home. Early.
This one has my vote!
OMG, mom, like I totally didn’t know Taylor already kicked Jake to the curb! You gotta let me outta that crib more often. I’m, like, so 2010.