Photos of babies terrified on the laps of Santa are all over the internet but none are better than this reader submitted shot from Diane O. You might remember these kids from the caption contest where little Ben (on the right) was trying desperately to preserve his manhood. Unfortunately, it appears like mom has been putting Ben in uncomfortable situations for quite some time. Emma (on the bottom) though? She is ready for her CLOSE-UP.

Update: One reader took this post as a challenge and sent in the photo below. Lauren (of Acessories Magazine) thinks her son, Carson either just realized that he's half-Jewish or that he has to spend every Christmas in Cleveland. Judging by the degree of misery, I'm going with the latter.

Does it beat the top photo? It's pretty close. What do you think? Or do you have something even better?